Two. Pens Win.
It was ugly. It was undeserved. But it was relieving. Both teams needed this win, but fortunately for all of us, our team got the W. The level of play coming from the Penguins was pretty poor and...
View ArticleCSI: Pittsburgh. Five. Pens Win.
Another great series start. We’re still going to hold on to our cautious optimism, but this looked like the Penguins team we watched all season long. They were solid for 60 minutes and controlled...
View ArticleDeflating. Pens Lose. Down 3-0.
This game was just thoroughly exhausting. One of the best games we’ve ever watched, but at the end of it all, the Pens are down in a 3-0 hole. And that fucking sucks. Boston has blown a 3-0 lead...
View ArticleKunitz Agrees to 3-Year Extension
Here’s another certainty for the Penguins – their leading goal scorer from the 2013 season, Chris Kunitz has signed a three-year extension for a $3.85 million AAV, courtesy of the Penguins’ official...
View ArticleRight Back At It Again. Pens Lose.
We joked a lot about the Panthers being a bad hockey team (they still are), but the Pens just didn’t play particularly well in this one. The 2 quick powerplay goals on the 5 on 3 then 5 on 4 in the...
View ArticleWhy Was Ales Hemsky Named 3rd Star? Pens Win
But seriously, who the hell named Hemsky the third star of the game? Bizarre. Whatever because the Pens stayed undefeated on home ice this year and upped their home ice goal differential to +10. They...
View ArticlePhilly in Flames. Pens Win.
It wasn’t your typical Pens/Flyers game. There was a lot physical play, there was a fight, but it wasn’t the all out war you’d come to expect. There are a lot of things wrong with this Flyers team....
View ArticleBring Out Your Dead. Pens Lose.
There’s no need to panic since it’s only game 10, but losing a game with 1:40 left on a broken play kind of sucks, especially when you didn’t deserve to lose. The Pens played well in front of Jeff...
View ArticleDon’t Say Sweep Revenge. Pens Win.
In what proved to be one of the most exciting and best hockey games of the season, the Pens were able to hold on despite a late attempted Boston rally. All in all, it was easily the Pens strongest...
View ArticleColumbus Part 1. Pens Win.
Don’t look now, but after going on a 3 game losing streak, the Pens are on a 3 game winning streak. It’s amazing what happens when you start playing the right way, huh? And they’ve been doing just...
View ArticleShort Sweep and a Long Jacket. Pens Win.
For two teams who just saw each other in a game last night, there couldn’t be many more differences between the games. However, the result remained the same. This time out, the Penguins found ways to...
View ArticleTurnover Town. Pens Lose.
No clue how a team can dominate another team for 15 minutes, then turn into complete trash for the next 45. It was as if after giving up the first 2 goals, they just turned into a completely lifeless...
View ArticleHubris. Pens Lose.
Just when you thought the Penguins had finished their pre-Thanksgving system cleanse, they spewed out some more unholy shit on Saturday night, in a demoralizing and exposing loss to Marty Brodeur and...
View ArticleSidtatorship. Pens Win.
When your two best players are the two best players on the ice, can you really complain? Pens had a few moments where they were sketchy, but they turned in another solid performance. They let the...
View ArticleThe 700 Club. Pens Win.
Though the game ended 3-0 between 2 of the highest scoring teams in the league, this wasn’t one of those high-flying, wide open games that you’d come to expect out of the Pens and Lightning. It was a...
View ArticleJaws Theme Swimming. Pens Win.
This team is built for games like this. It was organized, but fast-paced. It was one of the most entertaining games to watch too. It was a big test for both teams, but only one came out with an A....
View ArticleSomething Wicked. Pens Lose.
The Penguins came to Boston in a game that we always know will be a physical, hard-fought game between two teams thought to be “the class of the Eastern Conference.” This was a game that was anything...
View ArticleKeep On Rollin’. Pens Win.
The ultimate sign of a great team is finding a way to win when the odds are stacked against you. Not sure the odds are against a team more than traveling to Madison Square Garden with a team full of...
View ArticleGame 37: Penguins vs. Wild
Wild (20-11-5) (45 points, 4th in Central) @ Penguins (25-10-1) (51 points, 1st in Metropolitan) The Penguins return home to Consol Energy Center and look to extend their 5-game winning streak to 6 as...
View Articler/GoneWild. Pens Win.
Since the schedule was released, every Penguin fan had this game circled on their calendars. Matt Cooke’s return. We’re huge Cooke fanboys, but this was about the only thing that proves that he was...
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